Purple stand up pouch bag with penis illustrations. Contains champagne flavored penis gummies.
Purple stand up pouch bag with penis illustrations. Contains champagne flavored penis gummies.
Hand with rings holding a purple stand up pouch bag with penis illustrations. Contains champagne flavored penis gummies.
Nutrition panel for champagne flavored penis gummies.

The Perfect Package

Regular price $24.00
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These penis shaped, champagne flavored gummies are made exclusively for us by a small, family run candy factory in Belgium known for their high quality, delicious gummies. Great for occasions big and small, The Perfect Package is a must-have addition to a bachelorette weekend, the annual Palm Springs trip, Pride celebrations, or your Friday night zoom happy hour.

  • Made in Belgium
  • 1 bag is a pound of gummies
  • Resealable bag
  • Fat free
  • Champagne flavored (no alcohol was harmed in the making of these penises)
  • Actual size of one gummy is 1 1/2" 
  • Our gummies are made using pork gelatin 
  • Approximately 90 gummies per bag 
  • This item cannot be shipped outside of the USA
  • California residents see Prop 65 WARNING 
  • Ingredients: glucose syrup, sugar, water, gelatin (pork), citric acid, artificial flavor, colors (carmine, turmeric), carnauba wax, vegetable oil (coconut, rapeseed).
  • Packaged in a facility that processes milk, soy, egg, tree nuts and peanuts.